Announcements related to LAVA (updated 9/25/2024): (1) LAVA available (2) AYASAMAJ.COM update (3) Delay in publishing part 2 of 2022 newsletter (4) Prize/Gift giveaway for 2023/2024, Vpp Equation, and SPY() ----------------------- (1) Lovely's Anti-Virus Algorithm (LAVA) availability http://www.krishnasoft.com/lavassl.txt This technique (algorithm) proven by our research & development (R&D) is now available at small cost to anyone. Press the "Buy Lava" paypal button at bottom of our main page and we will email you the LAVA text file to the email id given via paypal (by default) or other email that you provide to us. File is viewable in your email client or any other text editor like Notepad which comes free with any Windows OS version and there is an equivalent to Notepad in other OSes. There's only one version of LAVA available for the general public and it has not been modified since it first came out in 2022. Nor should an algorithm require to be modified if it's based on deductive knowledge. Krishnasoft's marketing men have been missing/retired for 7+ years now so this is my only way to give/sell this item currently. As you can tell, I'm not a marketing person so essentially my corporation is a non-profit organization but just giving some means to make it available to someone who has interest. You can also make an appointment via 732-549-3097 and personally come and take a hard copy. Some other algorithms are available in our newsletters and in KSIMathA and KSIMath document which are downloadable freely from our website: http://www.krishnasoft.com/KSIMathA.doc http://www.krishnasoft.org/KSIMathA.doc http://www.krishnasoft.com/KSIMath.doc http://www.krishnasoft.org/KSIMath.doc Doc file(s) require Microsoft Word compatible word processor that can read Word files created up to 2003. I tried to take photos of the math notes so nobody would have to enter them into Microsoft Word, but there are too many pages and makes the website slower to load, bigger, and not searchable. An example of a simpler math proof is given via photos at http://www.krishnasoft.com/NrsMath.htm in the two articles there: "Lord Nrsimha on the Borderline" and "Lucky 7". For longer math proofs or more complex ones, using a standard document format like Microsoft Word or a compatible word processor is a better way to present the math. Many of our algorithms are already applied in our multimedia products: Gita CD, Bhagavatam CD, Krsna CD, and HWP CD; however, the source code of these algorithms and design is currently available to consultants of Krishna Software Inc. (KSI). The products themselves are available for purchase securely via paypal link given on our website http://www.krishnasoft.com or through promos given on ebay under ebay ID: krishnasoft or live demo stalls held in certain public events or in your home via invitation. You can also request the lavassl.txt via email and our apple email ID is also the same as our ebay ID: krishnasoft (apple ID ends with @icloud.com). Related file to lavassl.txt, CLMath.doc is currently incomplete from notes. Txt 16108 to 732-549-3097 to subscribe to our newsletters or text messages. Text messaging is more interactive, flexible, and less likely to be misunderstood; also people generally read their text messages especially if they are short and sweet. This is an alternative way since there are just too many daily spam/scam/harassment/annoying/rude emails/phone calls. I even noticed some emails are getting blocked and never being received because the email software is using a bad algorithm and treating even good emails as spam (just like some virus/spyware scanners that treat even good software as a virus threat). If you find your phone call getting rejected or blocked and you are not scamming/spamming, use link on our main page of our website to go through secure paypal to receive a private phone number and email that's not filtered for spam/scam nor advertised anywhere so scammers/marketers have no access to it and you will be able to talk to us directly. Otherwise, it's low chance that your phone call will get through to us and even if it does there's close to ZERO chance you will be taken seriously. This is all thanks to malicious people who abuse the phone for their nefarious ambitions and essentially are like "terrorist" as they use our own phone as a weapon against us wasting our time, money, energy, and disturbing our mood. The $0.25 (quarter) or $1.08 paid securely via paypal gets refunded to you after we talk to you so it's not like a pay phone or money-making scheme. It prevents robots and scammers from getting the private email/phone number. In fact we have been losing money ever since our marketing men left 7+ years ago and paypal charges for their transactions even if after we refund you. You can also get access to our private line if you participate/interact in our text msg mailouts because then we can tell if it's a scammer or someone interested in the truth or Absolute Truth (our main subject and objective). Back to LAVA, recall from our January 1999 newsletter "Stop All your Miseries in Less than one Second" and from various lectures in various places (Om temple, Edison Ventnor home, etc.) the first level or best algorithm to remove all miseries of this material world remains (and always will be) bhakti-yoga (devotional service) and that's the rarest thing in this material world. Practice of devotional service leads to self-realization which automatically includes freedom from the material body and its associated miseries like birth, death, old age, and disease. Until we attain this state, the bodily miseries and happiness come and go according to our karma so second level or second best algorithm to stop miseries is to get rid of any remaining bad karma and stop build-up of further bad karma. If we don't deserve to be diseased and do not PURPOSELY TRY to get diseased (suicidal mission), then nature will protect us from getting the disease. For example, many animals and even some humans did not and do not get COVID-19 because they don't deserve it and nature either has provided a means to fend it off a priori due to their bodily construction or nature gives them the instincts/means to avoid it (external to the body). Many people especially in India are familiar with this 2nd level of stopping miseries since you see them taking bath in the Ganga or visiting holy places to try to wipe out their accumulated bad karma. Here Ganga is the divine item required to clear up the bad karma. You can get the divine association through other means as anything in touch with the Supreme Lord is divine. Just remember good karma like pious acts and philanthropic acts do not wipe out bad karma but build good karma. The third level of stopping our bodily miseries is to use natural living and natural remedies to eliminate the bodily misery but the bad karmic reaction remains pending and comes out in a different way or form. The fourth level of stopping bodily miseries is to use artificial speculative or theoretical methods based on induction like modern medicine or even some man-made (concocted) natural methods. For the 3rd and 4th level, "healing" or elimination of bodily misery is temporary or just replacement of one misery with another unless level 1 or level 2 algorithms are also somehow applied on top. For example, sometimes a doctor tries to cure a patient but other things start going wrong in the body which normally should not go wrong (assuming it's not a case of suicidal mission of patient accepting/demanding to take "bad" or "unproven" medicine with side effects). Natural remedies for diseases based on deduction outshine the artificial medical methods and this is where AYASAMAJ.COM comes into the picture as discussed below in item (2). We wrote algorithms like LAVA (http://www.krishnasoft.com/lavassl.txt) and that falls into the third level of "healing" if taken by itself. However, it can be converted to first class method by dovetailing in the service of Lord Krishna (God). For example a self-realized soul can HEAL and USE his body to fulfill the mission of Lord Krishna although he himself does not feel the pains of the body and is indifferent to them and does not require the healing. A self-realized soul can also heal another person's body using third level method if the person is helpful or potentially helpful in fulfilling the mission of Lord Krishna. This is what I mean by the fact that natural remedies like LAVA can co-exist and be simultaneously applied (if needed) with other algorithms given on our website or in the Srimad-Bhagavatam. Krishnasoft's algorithms are in the same category of "simply wonderful" as our company motto; i.e., you do not have to waste tons of time going out of your way to employ them in your life nor have masters/doctorate degrees in computers or advanced math to understand or reprove them. Our research is ALL our own done from scratch and we specialize in developing algorithms and also simplifying and optimizing them for the target platform. Our multimedia CDs are an example of these algorithms at work where we squeezed 30+ hours of audio/visuals into each CD using our own lossless data compression of audio, images, and text. Those that are advanced enough to apply level 1 algorithm realize they are not their bodies and the miseries that come to their bodies are irrelevant and deserved, for the self-realized see everything as the mercy of God and do NOT suffer the bodily miseries of birth, death, old age, and disease. A self-realized person is NOT tolerating pain (as in stoicism) but has actual realization of being separate from the body like a person not attached to a car does not feel pain when it stops working or is damaged in some way as he can just get into another vehicle or get it repaired. ----------------------- (2) AYASAMAJ.COM is now closed I wrote up some of the researched facts about nature cure for AYASAMAJ.COM-- one of our sister websites. However, there was not much demand and as already stated the marketing people for my company are no longer with us so I have written a summary of this website in ayasamaj text file which you can read from our main page https://www.krishnasoft.com/ayasam1.txt (last update published 9/17/23). Unfortunately, the ayasamaj.com website which was set up to promote this material is now shut-down due to lack of man-power and urgency of other material to be posted so only a summary is available currently. One cannot draw an absolute conclusion based on limited samples observed by imperfect beings. According to Srimad-Bhagavatam influence of time is itself a f(x,y,z,..); i.e., it's a function of location, type of body we have, etc. The gross material elements are earth, water, fire, air, and ether where water is subtler than earth; fire is subtler than water; air is subtler than fire; and ether is subtler than air. These are observable with our senses although how perfectly we observe them varies with the observer's capabilities. Then there are subtle elements out there that are NOT observable by a microscope or a telescope or detectable by any material instrument. Even Plato thought the concepts are more important and more permanent than physical objects (see Platonic.txt). The concepts can be mistaken or need correction what to speak of physical observations which are obviously limited. One needs to understand and/or follow ADIOS as defined in Platonic.txt and explained throughout Vedic scriptures else it is "adios amigos" (farewell to the truth). A&D are certain whereas the other three are uncertain for humans subject to the 4 defects. The subtle elements (mind, intelligence, ego) are still material (subtle matter) and subject to material laws but beyond the subtle matter there's the spirit soul and spiritual nature in general that is NOT affected even by time and is eternal. Ayasamaj has its basis in scriptures like Srimad-Bhagavatam and other Vedic texts as its based on deductively arrived solutions and/or those that take everything into account and not based on someone's limited imperfect sensual observations. One should take the Srimad-Bhagavatam seriously even if you don't understand that it is the Absolute Truth and deductive in nature because (i) it has been around for at least thousands of years (going by written evidence), (ii) has never changed (one requirement for being the Absolute Truth); it's only been translated from one language to another by seers of the Absolute Truth who are free from tendency to cheat, tendency to make mistakes, tendency to be illusioned; (iii) has never been disproven, (iv) followed by millions on earth w/proof of realization of the Absolute Truth by many, (v) even followed by those living beyond the earth (heaven and beyond) with perfected intelligence (going by historical records). On the other hand, modern science is only a few hundred years old and its theories have already been updated and modified many times nor is there any evidence that it even works beyond the earth or even in certain regions of the earth. The failing and requirement of updates/changes of modern science (which includes modern medicine) is due to inductive and speculative nature of their methodology as stated in our latest newsletter (2022). In comparison to the Absolute Truth (Srimad-Bhagavatam), modern science is trivial in comparison; our lack in understanding or ability to prove the Srimad-Bhagavatam is due to our own shortcomings. You only need one example of someone who has realized the Absolute Truth via the Srimad-Bhagavatam to prove the Srimad-Bhagavatam just like one person proved his Pythagoras theorem (a*a+b*b=c*c) and that's proof for everyone since it's deductive in nature. Love (unconditional) for the Absolute Truth or devotional service to the Absolute Truth are methods to realize the Absolute Truth and fully realized souls have stated that the Absolute Truth is the Supreme Person full of eternity, knowledge, and bliss (sac-cid-ananda) and not some impersonal energy or light. ----------------------- (3) Delay in publishing part 2 of 2022 Newsletter Okay, my dream has not yet come true that there would be a person or some people who are descendants of Ganga that would publishing an article in the second part of 2022 Krishnasoft's newsletter related to Vedic science/medicine. I am sure the Jiato part of the dream is real as one needs to distinguish between imaginary events and real events in a dream. Many algorithms I have come up with were partly or wholly from my dreams. One reason for this is that the mind is more calm during sleep due to less disturbances from the outside and inside and able to put together things perfectly whether true or false. It seems from my dreams that I have or had some relationship with Jiato's organization in a previous life and/or this life and can be summed up with this quote: "Brothers and sisters I have some but one of their ancestor's father is my father's son." There is some "Mystery Gift" (see Mystery gift private file) obtained by providence and my own gift for a "Mystery Girl" or Dream Girl that I am supposed to give to her according to several dreams and realizations I had starting in February 2022. So far it seems there is some sort of communication gap from this organization with me to get this dream fulfilled. Initially I thought somehow it was going to happen automatically but then I had some realization that she is a "damsel in distress" who needs to be rescued or saved from the "dragon(s)" like a princess in a fairy tale story. Here "dragon" meaning some opposition or enemies interfering or opposing the fulfillment of this dream. Anyway, to make up for the delay in the 2nd part of the 2022 newsletter, I have written gotten into the gift-giving mood (see (4) below) and written some supplementary articles like summary of Ayasamaj website and I have made addendums to the May 2000 Newsletter about Lord Nrsimhadeva and written about the nature of "lucky 7" and related numbers and these articles are freely available from our main webpage: https://www.krishnasoft.com. These articles are NOT substitutes for 2nd part of newsletter for 2022; they are neither an official newsletter nor NOT an official newsletter. Some of this stuff may end up in the newsletter. They are not as thoroughly researched as newsletters except some parts. The consultants mentioned at the end of the newsletters are no longer consultants with Krishna Software Inc. so that's why the dream girl made sense to me and some of the events in the dream have already come true. I also have been living mostly with relatives/parents/friends (not in my own house) so I can't really dig-in and spend all my time to keep adding to my websites and keep them working due to "havoc" that usually takes place with people coming and going or me having to run "errands". I like to have all my references in front of me scattered everywhere and if they are on the computer, I like to have multiple computers running with all my references in front of me. I have 50+ working laptops with scriptures and other reference math books/software installed. I have started posting text messages weekly more or less as one alternative for our subscribers to keep getting our philosophy/math related to the Absolute Truth (see announcement (4) below). I do intend to finish up part 2 of the KSI 2022 Newsletter after the dream/"mystery" person (Jiato or whoever) comes in whatever form or name. I have recently uploaded the addendum to Lord Nrsimhadeva's article for His appearance day (May 22, 2024). Also because of the dream, I took a trip to Seaside area of NJ (triangle formed between Freehold, Long Branch, and Pt. Pleasant) hoping to trigger off some "deja vu" effect of Jiato if I had met her in this life or previous life (reincarnation). (4) Prize/Gift giveaway for 2023/2024, Vpp Equation, and SPY() We are giving away prizes for answering questions given in some of Krishna Software's text msgs and other articles. Join our text messaging list by texting "LLC" or "join" to 732-549-3097 or unjoin by texting "OOP" (opt out permanently). The LLC is Lovely's Lucky7 Call or Lovely's Lucky7 Calculations based on the universal f(t) where t is based on m,d,y (month, day, year). It also stands for Lovely's Love Calls but those occur rarely when "I feel it coming in the air tonight..." These text messages are sent around once a week and are like mini-newsletters although they may not contain all the details and references like to the Vedic scriptures or other books to keep them short. As for our contest participants, the prize consists of winner's choice of either iphone, ipad, or new clothing which you can choose from a list. For some difficult questions (where specified as such), the prize is a brand name laptop (Dell, Toshiba, or Lenovo) with Windows 10 preloaded with some of Krishna Software's articles and software. Contest is open to all who can answer the question(s) and submit them via email or via text msg to us before the contest's deadline. You can submit even after the deadline in some cases if nobody has submitted any answer. There can be multiple winners so anyone and everyone who submits the correct answer to Lovely before the deadline will win the prize. Just do not use fake phone numbers or phone numbers that are not subscribed to our messaging list as we already get enough scam callers and text messages that are disconnected after a few seconds or were never real numbers. Prizes are new but opened to test to make sure you get a working/good item since most prizes have been in storage for many months now. Each contest has a deadline date unless otherwise noted in the questions or extended for special circumstances. Submit any answers via text message to 732-549-3097 or email lovely@krishnasoft.org or krishna@krishnasoft.org. Some questions from 2023 are: (a) What I meant by "xx mg" of laughter in the certain msgs sent via text messages? (b) If a dead tree falls in a forest with no one around, does it make a sound? (c) Shirley surely saw Michelle selling seashells at the seashore of Seaside Park not Jiato; if it were Jiato, I would be _____-________. Fill in the blank and submit via text message to Lovely. Thanks for all those who submitted the answers to these already. Answer to question (c) was shell-shocked and that particular contest for question (c) is closed. It was worth mentioning again as I'm still shell-shocked that no one has yet submitted any answers for (b) yet so this question may be used again in the future. Starting 11/09/2023 till deadline of December 31, 2024, the 4th question was much more difficult or challenging: (d) In one of Virender's Vpp equations, if p(0) has an initial condition of p(0)=lg3; i.e., if we take logarithm of 3 using base 2 logarithm (lg) and make this the initial value for p(0) in Virender's prime to prime equation (Vpp), how many consecutive primes do we get taking n from 0..9 in calculating P(n) and what is proof for P(n) being prime or composite. Obviously, p(0) is not prime as it's lg3. The other challenge starting from 3/4/2024 till the Solar eclipse this year (April 8th, 2024) was to state one item where the old 8-bit computers like Atari 800 are superior to modern PCs running Windows or MacOS. Two legitimate answers so far are: (i) cycle-exact coding like sending a pulse through a joystick port to an external device at an exact time when some video scanline is being drawn. There's no emulator for Atari 800 or any other software on the modern PC that can accomplish this task exactly. Even better for Atari 800, you can time a piece of code in terms of best and worst case number of cycles that's in microseconds. Try doing the same for a piece of code on the modern processors (intel or AMD) running modern OSes like Windows or iOS and your worst case time will be in milliseconds or even seconds or hours because of caching, variation in frequencies, differences in memory speed, other tasks running like anti-virus software, etc. (ii) Retro-machines like Atari 2600/5200/800 supported cartridge loading of software. This is much faster than the latest hard drives and SSDs that people use currently to load their software. Given how compact and optimized the code was in the cartridges compared to modern software's bloated code, I wouldn't be surprised if some of the software would load faster even from some of the older non-cartridge-based storage devices. And another thing is updates. We see Windows OSes updating against our will and spending 20+ minutes before we can even do anything. This never occurs on old machines like Atari 800. Cartridge loading is less than a microsecond whereas even disk-based loading never updates the OS since OS is in ROM where it belongs. You can go to retro-forums and ask there or wherever you want to verify this and other things as this was an "open book" or free-for-all contest. Time for this has also been extended to 12/31/2025 in case you can think of another item as there are some other areas where retro computers like the Atari 800 is still superior to modern PCs running Windows or iOS. Finally, the last contest for this year (2024), find the probability of a person shooting a basketball towards the basket and shooter has no experience in basketball and is on a standard 94 feet by 50 feet court. Assume shooter is shooting from less than half court so maximum horizontal component distance is 53 feet (less than sqrt(25*25+47*47)) and shooter is not out of bounds, and it's an outdoor court so there is no ceiling, wind influence on the ball is negligible, and he has enough strength to reach the basket. Remember there are infinite ways to make a basket and infinite ways to miss it but the probability is NOT infinity/infinity. This contest is over as we are now in 2025. Information about Vpp, 7-ology involving LORE, SPY, LIPS, and other miscellaneous stuff is given at: https://www.krishnasoft.com/Vpp.htm This was updated on 3/16/2024 and the older version was: https://www.krishnasoft.com/Vpp.txt You will have to copy and paste this link if it does NOT show up as a clickable link in your browser as this is a plain text file (not HTML). Also, type the http:// or https:// prefix of the URL as this may be required on some browsers. New contest that started on 12/30/2023 and still ongoing: how did 23 get her wish dancing with the queen(s)/princesses at the royal dance held on 12/31/2023. Recall 23 was powered by 2 to go the royal dance and also show off her maniac dance to be held on 12/31/2023. A queen (Q) is 17 and a princess is 7 so a 41 consists of 2 queens and one princess (17+7+17=41). 2^23 = 8388608 which sums to 41. Did 23 become center of attention (COA) and get to dance with the princesses and queen(s)? Obviously, she is already center of attention on 12/31 (1231) being surrounded by a picket fence ("1"s). RSVP to us via text or phone call if you are a princess who attended this event to get more information about future events and hints about research behind this and other stuff mentioned in text messages; our RSVP "hotline" number is 732-790-4361. Or you can paypal a quarter as a gift to putquarterinhat@krishnasoft.org to receive written correspondence to be emailed or mailed to you. Yet another contest and another opportunity to win a prize started on 3/14/2024 which is considered PI-day for some. The contest is to find at least two more combinations of 7s and 17s in SPY() that are already not given in our Vpp.htm file using SPA. SPY() stands for Scaled PI Yield and is an integer yielded by scaling pi with default scale factor of 10^16: pi*10^16 = 31415926535897932. It's 17 digits (queen size) and 14th digit is 7 and its primary factors are 7 total: 2*2*7*7*2381*57493*1170899. If you have not already done so join our text msg list by subscribing to it via texting to us via any of our phone lines. We added a humor section as well so you will get math & music (M&M), humor, and/or philosophy separately or intertwined together. It's better to be three dimensional (3D) or higher than one dimensional. Regardless of whether our text msg is mainly humor, math, and/or music (audio), it will have something to do with the Absolute Truth. The acronym MATH sums up this point where the Absolute Truth (AT) is the center of attention and math (M) or humor (H) are promoting the truth being expressed. M can also stand for music or the A can be audio and T for the truth which is absolute in nature. Philosophy is the basis for mathematics and can help us in search and realization of the Absolute Truth. We try to give our own original math and humor to avoid infiltration of any mental speculation which can hinder in search for the Absolute Truth. One cannot arrive at the Absolute Truth without help of the Absolute Truth or some other deductive approach like from someone who also has access (like a guru). Our humor, math, philosophy, music, etc. are being used to promote the Absolute Truth and are not intended to mock anyone in a racist or biased way. We list here just the top 10 recent humor questions: (1) what is it called when a man dreams of a horse (instead of a dream girl)? (2) Dr. Astro Wagmitail (Dr. Awe) won Nobel Dog Prize for his theory and discovery of Dog force called DATE (Dog Atom Theory Exposition); he took a trip on a cruise line.. Why? Where did he go to study whether man prefers dogs wagging their tails or jumping and dragging them onto the ground and licking their faces? [Puppy's uncertainty principle...] What's the story behind Dr. Awe's awe in watching 101 Dalmations 256 times? (3) Why did an old lady machine gun her TV after she tried to compute something on her calculator and calculator gave her an (overflow) error? (4) ECG (Extra-Care Giving) Airport dream joke not yet been written but it came as a dream (it involves goats running an airport and checking in animals' luggage and giving them boarding passes...) Until I get more details this has been replaced with the Three Stooges Effect version 2.0. This refers to trying to fix one thing and causing more damage to other things in the process just like the three stooges once tried to fix a leaking pipe and ended up damaging the whole house until it collapsed. It applies to fields like radiology (and other medical fields), computer programming, plumbing (of course), etc. Some medical procedures are destructive to the body and compared to a scene from Star Wars where they tried to destroy Luke Skywalker but ended up destroying the surroundings and Luke came out unscathed. Name some of the major software out there that millions of people use that currently has the Three Stooges Effect 2.0 in progress. (5) In Olympics 2024 in Paris, men and women's basketball teams won the gold medal but barely not the blowout win that you would expect from all-star players. The teenagers from high school and college would have given us a similar results so what do these professional NBA/WNBA players need to do to perform better than our teenagers. (6) Why did millions of bees swarm to the moon? What sign did they put up on the moon? What is their philosophy? This b-joke (bee-joke) is also part of many b-jokes like: (a) what song did the apiarist sing when collecting honey? (b) What did the bees sing in response? (c) How many types of bees are there that work together in their community? Name at least one like the a-bee (autocorrecting bee). (d) What did the bees sing when some children wrecked their beehives? (e) Why don't the bees accept the idiom "beauty is in the beholder" but instead think "beauty is only skin deep"? (f) What is the the state of a person trying to collect honey without wearing a mask? (7) I was awaiting the arrival of a caveman to deal with the iJokes but may get a cavewoman (Jyoti) instead to volunteer her humor instead. We substituted the iJokes with some z-jokes thanks to Jyoti: (a) why is it hard to distinguish between various zebras? (b) what is the difference between old classic zebras and newer ones? and a dirty z-joke (c) what do you call a bunch of nude zebras dozing in wet mud? (d) what do you call the bra shared by two nude zebras? (8) What is wrong with the eBay's latest auto-checkout? There are multiple things wrong with it. Analogy was given of an old lady in shop-rite who got some items checked out without her knowing it. "Oh dear, I thought I had a $100 bill in my purse." What is the 2nd version of this statement by the old lady after being forced to auto-checkout multiple times on one trip to shop-rite? This one also has become a series of shop-rite jokes that includes looking for the male version of the "His" after an old lady bought "Herrs" chips. (9) Why is it so hard to figure out women? You are allowed to use calculators and other resources as this is an open book question. (10) A group of people died in an earthquake. But it was all over the news to evacuate the area immediately couple of minutes before the earthquake struck. These people were also watching the news. So why did they die? (hint: this is related to TV providers). Some answers: for (1): nightmare for (2): Astro spotted a spotted owl who once spotted spotted dogs (dalmations) and told Dr. Awe to put spots on himself so he can be easily spotted... Astro watched 101 Dalmations 256 times to sample in the spots at higher than the Nyquist frequency. for (6): Millions of bees swarmed to the moon on Valentine's Day because it the site for their honeymoon. They put up a sign on the moon for any visitors that come to see them. It can be seen at certain specific times from the earth and the sign reads: "we work hard for the honey with no money money so you better treat us right." What philosophy do the bees follow; it's not "to bee or not to bee"... (a) apiarist sang "Sweet dreams are made of this."; (b) bees sang in response: "She works hard for the honey..oh money money...so you better treat her right." In fact, they put up the sign on the moon for any visitors that can be seen at certain times using special sunglasses. The sign states: "We worked hard for the honey with no money, money so you better treat us right." The rest of the questions will be answered in the future if nobody figures it out. for (7): (a) because they all have a z-bra; (b) classical zebras are black and white (B&W); (c) zzzzzeeee; (d) cobra (like co-ed). for (8): second version of the remark by the old lady in shop-rite as reported by witnesses is: "Oh dear, I thought I had a machine gun in my purse next to the cash." This was heard by various witnesses in shop-rite before the cashier was machine gunned (by her) for forcing auto-checkout multiple times during one shopping trip using her cash without her knowing it and against her will. Sincerely, Lovely